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  • Xtallll@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Stolen is for the Living, once you kill the owner it becomes Looted.

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      “It’s legitimate salvage!”

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        IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

      • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        If it’s a legitimate looting, the bandit camp has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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    Not realistic it should be more like this

    • psmgx@lemmy.world
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      Caves of Qud vibes

      • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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        You Caves of Qud character has just two arms? Mine fires four guns at once while high on Sphinx Salts.

    • woodenghost [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Love that look!

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      Ah yes, it must be a uhh White Pictomancer Mage

  • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    That’s why I like Barbarians so much in DND.

    Describe what your character is wearing.

    Uhm…some blanket he found earlier…I think?

    • CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de
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      In my campaign, the party got attacked by a grey ooze, which corroded some weapons and the barbarian’s armor. We were all like, was the barb even wearing armor? Turns out she had it on from a previous level when it made sense, but had since taken points in Constitution (and I think a magic item gave her Sex). So, she removed her armor and her AC literally went up by 2, lol!

      • Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works
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        What’s this magic item that gives sex?

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          This one

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            Hmm! I had the grey one, and it didn’t have that ability…

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              Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that red is the color of pasión and that nobody could tell the difference between red and orange in the 80s 😉

              • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Something tells me there’s a correlation between mistaking orange for red and being unaware of the existence of the clitoris. Every woman knew someone who couldn’t differentiate, or simply refused to.

                • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Personally, I was born on the penultimate day of 1982 (the exact date is irrelevant, I just love using the great word "penultimate 😁), so it’s probably a safe bet that I didn’t know that much about the clitoris during the 80s 🤷

            • Kichae@lemmy.ca
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              The grey one was the earlier model. You gotta get in on those mid-generation upgrades!

        • CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Lol, love making a typo and coming back to a whole thread about it. The NES zapper totally needs to feature in one of my campaigns now

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      monks work even better

  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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    Henry’s come to see us!

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      Jesus Christ be praised!

  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    sir hans is a nepo baby got all o that money from dad.

    henry fought random bandit camps which sometimes has expensive armour in their chest.

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    What a coincidence this came across my feed, I just started playing Kingdom Come: Deliverance yesterday!

    I almost ragequit in the first few hours but it’s pulling me back in

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    Is it the gold price you paid, or the iron price?

  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    stealing is different from robbing

    that stuff was from a murder/robbery

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    Shop loot the look!

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Unrealistic, swords are really expensive.

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      That’s just the scabbard and belt.

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    You steal equipment because you want bigger green numbers.

    I steal equipment so I don’t accidentally sell it when dropping off a load of loot.

    We’re not the same(unless you’re a sneaky archer, armorer, enchanter every Skyrim playthrough)

  • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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    I call bullshit, no level 1 starts with that much money. It’s more like you can afford either the pants or the chest piece but not both. Or both, but then you can’t afford the sword. And hope you find and steal whichever one you gave up here pretty quick, it’ll be better than nothing.

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      The context behind this drawing is “Level 1 Adventurer” is young lord Sir Hans Capon whom had all his equipment provided for.

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        Thanks for the context, didn’t know that was a thing. That makes more sense.

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    I call it repurposing.

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    A lot like a thief but with a lot of extra steps. Some overlap occurs.

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    Hey now, he earned those fair and square off the corpses he killed.

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      The corpse doesn’t need them anymore. Recycling

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      Yeah I mean if they want to walk around in dented and blood-rusted armour who are we to stop them

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