Why even do it if you don’t get to collect the semen?

Makeup removal or cleaning babies, according to the packaging

“Hey, I just raised you from the dead to talk to you. Fuck your physics, who’s the smart one now, huh??”

Real reality: I’ve got a torch on my phone, that light is never getting fixed

He’s right, everyone is a little racist. That’s what happens when you’re raised in a racist society.

But that shit was really racist

I’m dyin’ to soar these nuts across your face

(I think that works, right? Barely?)

Isn’t that when you have sex with buses?

Wow, Band is still going strong after 18 years

"d"s nuts lmao

It’s not even a fraction, you can just cancel out the two "d"s

Jamie Fookin Lannister

(without having watched the video)

Yes. Use a full-colour printer and make sure your cards are legible. Support your game store / play space by buying something from them every time you visit or even just donate a small amount to them if they don’t have a entry fee. No-one needs to be paying more than €1 for a piece of cardboard when a printer proxy is functionally identical. And I absolutely prefer proxies to foreign-language cards which some people buy because they’re cheaper than English. At least a proxy you can read and know what it does.

🎶 you’ve been hit by

🎶 you’ve been struck by

🎶 a smooth frying pan

Look out everyone, we’ve got a tolyphobicphobic here!

I know it’s dumb, and it’s not the point, and fascists don’t care what they’re saying as long as they get their way but part of me still needs to answer this

liking other men doesn’t impact your ability to do violence. Gay people can also be violent. You know that right, you stupid piece of fascist shit?

Maybe they’re not even paid, they enjoy standing in your way so much they come back and do it for free 😱

It’s always best to be polite. I like to thank automatic doors for opening for me

I’m also not an expert, but I’ve seen a tram go slow enough that someone was trying to lick it as it passed. … Yeah, that was pretty weird…

Obviously fake, Greenland isn’t listed as “No data available”

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