Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
My favorite was pretending to be a robot/prerecorded message. I’d put on my announcer voice to greet them, and then say “to place an order, press 1” but there was no keypad, so they would just say “uh…one?” And then I’d be like “para español, marque dos”
I would be super petty when Midwestern transplants would butcher the word “quesadilla” as “cassadila” by responding “sorry, a what? Oh, a quesadilla, okay” which got really funny (to me) when they would order several different kinds of quesadilla and I would do the same schtick every time within a span of 2 minutes
This was before I got woke, so sometimes I would put on an Indian accent and act like I was taking their order from an overseas call center
I used to fuck around in all sorts of ways there: putting a sign on the drive-thru menu telling people to yell bc the mic was damaged; not turning on the lights at night so people thought we were closed;
My favorite thing though was doing customer surveys (which would get printed and pinned in the back) and leaving insane reviews- like one went on and on about how the cashier was sooo hot, and then at the end mentioned he reminds me of my dad (that employee was a babyfaced teen which made it extra bizarre)
And they don’t even have proof that they ate those ticks- odds are the ticks were all embedded in their skin lol
I blocked cm002 bc I was tired of seeing every ml post twice (and scrolling back up to take my upvote back and put it where it belongs)
Would you care to share any links or screenshots? I can just switch accounts, but I’m totally ootl on this so I wouldn’t know where to look
English: Natural science branch
German: Naturwissenschaft
Dutch: Natuurwetenschap
Danish: Naturvidenskab
Norwegian: Naturvitenskap
Swedish: Naturvetenskap
Afrikaans: Natuurwetenskappe
Possums don’t actually eat ticks (but we should still be pro-possum for other environmental reasons)
https://outdoor.wildlifeillinois.org/articles/debunking-the-myth-opossums-dont-eat-ticks
There’s no such thing as “boys’ toys” and “girls’ toys”. This person is doing a public service by requiring an appropriate answer
Is the problem here that you just don’t get the joke?
Damn that’s hilarious- I wish I knew about that game when I worked at a call center!
My favorite when I worked drive thru was pretending to be a robot/prerecorded message. I’d put on my announcer voice- like Stamets level shit- to greet them, and then say “to place an order, press 1” but there was no keypad, so they would just say “uh…one?” And then I’d be like “para español, marque dos”
I would hire them. They’re not only hilarious and quick thinking, but smart and principled too
What does this mean
I used to fuck around like this all the time when I worked a fast food drive thru
I don’t necessarily believe there is no god- there very well may be but, if it’s the christian god, I want nothing to do with that guy. I’d rather stick to my principles and suffer than worship Him
Master card
US + Can English
(skips card number input)
Visa
PayPal
US English
Say “make a complaint”
Stripe (unconfirmed)
Script:
I’m calling to urge [company name] to immediately end the policy that unfairly targets the adult content industry. I’m also asking that [company name] sit down with stakeholders- specifically sex workers and adult content creators- to develop solutions that ensure equitable access to financial services, create stability, and reduce harm for sex workers.
For the folks disagreeing with you, I think a helpful analogy might be to think of it like a recipe.
If you try to make a fancy dish at home without the high quality equipment and ingredients the chef had, it’s not gonna turn out like the chef intended, and it’s not the chef’s fault or a bad recipe.
It’s art meant to be enjoyed in a particular fashion, and will naturally be less enjoyable when prepared or consumed in another manner.
There’s a valid argument to be made for remixing it for shitty speakers, since it doesn’t seem hard and would make a lot of people happy, but artists shouldn’t be obligated to bastardize their work if they don’t want to
I entirely agree! That’s why I spelled it diffrint lol
Bois bein bois
OW SHIT! GODDAMNIT! god fucking damnit! Piece of shit!.. Fuck!
-my neighbor the other day
It sounds like you’re having a bit of fun with wordplay! If you have any questions or topics you’d like to discuss, feel free to share!
Whoa, plot twist! Turns out it’s not OP or the chatbot- it’s some rando in the comments
Wait what’s the deal with “33”? I saw a reference to that number earlier today too, but I’m not finding anything that seems relevant when I search it