“Our latest cost cutting measure here at the Hall of Presidents includes rolling similar looking presidents into one animatronic, as seen by George W. Trump. And over here you can see every president from 1869-1897 as one bearded man who looks vaguely like a handful of presidents.”

Might have to go back to the dermatologist this week. This offsets other stuff, which is annoying, but I want to protect my precious skin

“… okay, I have two more ideas, and they’re gonna be big.”

the social structures of this site will never make sense to me, I’m afraid

Tell me about it, I’m still mad that I have to eat every day

I propose that Colbert from the Report was Late Night Colbert (also a character) in character, and now that he’s leaving Late Night, we’re about to meet the real Stephen Colbert.

This is a great point tbh

in any case pale pastels are nice and I won’t have the seers of sound who rule over us tarnish their reputation

This isn’t really how people who have heard music tend to describe it

I didn’t even know he was sick

hell yeah dude

Been around for five years what the fuck is up Dennys

Now wait just a darn minute! These souvenir coins could potentially serve as a fiat currency in the region after the collapse of the dollar. They may be the only thing we have that’s worth saving.

"Then it occurred to me. I wasn’t abandoning my friends by ghosting them, I was creating opportunities for them to figure things out for themselves, instead of talking to other people about it like a wuss.

I was deeply excited by this new way I could be there for my friends. I got to work identifying which ones were depressed so I could cut off contact, and get them the help they so desperately needed."

Talking and listening are very involved for me, I mull over information a lot before I can put my thoughts into words. It’s tiring.

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Like maybe my brain is cooked from gas station weed and pushing carts around a department store but you have to on some level observe the path you are taking and the direction you are moving in, and I just see people who are like “uhhhhhh how the fuck to get there?” idk, maybe pick a direction and walk, dumbass

Edit: I’m sure I’m a gremlin or codependent or something, I just think when you observe a pattern like “oh, this person always gets left behind” “oh, this person says they’re fine but has problems” “oh this person is always looking after others” you have information that you can then act upon, and not acting on that information makes you complicit.

The fast group is outpacing the slow group and I wanted us to stay together, so I’m in between and not getting to enjoy being with any of them. But everyone else can just stumble around looking at stuff. I care about leaving space so other groups and visitors can see/walk and it’s just not conducive to that. I’m directing traffic instead of looking at things. It kinda feels like I’m here by myself, yet I cannot set my own pace. Sucks.

I don’t know. I think some people are genuinely surprised to discover the third dimension. Trying to walk around a museum with people who lack basic awareness. Really testing me