

Apologies, but where I live it’s 9 o’clog. So it had to be done.


I don’t give a dam.


Credit where credit is due: he’s getting a lot of inspiration straight from his diaper.


You wouldn’t, for as UN ambassador to Greenland you’d know that the U.S. has never recognised the authority of the ICC and even vowed to use military force against it should it… well, get in the way of the U.S.’ lust for war crimes.


Ja, war eins. Der da oben hat getestet, ob dir auf deine alten Tage die Menschenliebe verloren gegangen ist. Und du bist krachend durchgefallen, Opa! Aber wer weiß? Vielleicht gelingt es dir ja in einem deiner nächsten Leben…


It’s puzzling, isn’t it? A man like Gianni Infantino would rather forget how breathing works rather than forgetting how corruption works.
I have offended people before, a lot, but never bananas. I guess that’s a first, then.


Where are the files, Diaper Don?


“Herr Wachtmeister, ich habe meine Frau geamselt!” -
“Sie meinen wohl: gevögelt!” -
“Nein! Wie war das Wort?.. Ach ja: Erdrosselt!”


His diaper sure is.


Same, but unironically so. I thought all major sports bodies (IOC, FIFA, UEFA, …) were deeply corrupt. So… what gives? Did they forget to bribe UEFA officials?


comdirect hat maximal abgebaut. Im Support hängen irgendwelche ahnungsbefreiten Heiopeis. Bin da seit 2023 weg, und das war noch vor dem Großangriff KI.


She stayed in the country and became a commentator for broadcasting outlets owned by French billionaire Vincent Bollore’s media conglomerate.
According to French daily Le Monde, Fedorova has been known to be a “protege” of Bollore.
And as always when we’re talking about propaganda in support of authoritarianism, the Epstein class is involved. Maybe there’s a pattern here.
Completely unrelated remark: Monsieur Bollore looks extremely tasty.
Also, we import all most of our bananas from outside the EU.
//Edit: I stand corrected. :)


Remember that the US Vice Twat JD Vance travelled to Hungary to explicitly support Orban.
…and it failed spectacularly, just like his visit to the Pope ended with the church having to replace the poor, broken man. #popekiller
It’s not wrong to be cautious, and we shouldn’t underestimate the U.S. fascists - particularly not the determined grey men standing in second row behind the more public figures. But even though they act all high and mighty they’re only men: petty men, little men, whose grandiose plans have backfired more than once. Sometimes they cannot even fix a fucking pool.
So be on the lookout, but do not despair, do not become cynical, and do not paint these fascist clowns as supervillains whose plans will inevitably come to fruition. They won’t. They will fail. And when the time is right, they’ll get what’s coming for them.


TL;DR: Menschen teilen hochsensible Inhalte mit Cloud-LLMs (z.B. Sozialversicherungsnummern, Justiziables) und schalten diese Unterhaltungen aus Doofheit oder Versehen für die Öffentlichkeit frei, sodass auch Suchmaschinen diese Chats crawlen.
Letzte Woche ein Pixel auf GrapheneOS migriert. Diese Woche wieder. Ein wenig mit Nextcloud-Talk experimentiert, aber festgestellt, dass ich dafür sich den TURN-Server brauche und darauf erstmal keinen Bock habe.
Ist ein eher ruhiger Monat diesmal.