You mutate into a MAGA 😱

Wait, radioactive wasps or radioactive W.A.S.P.s? I don’t know which one would be worse.

Sorry but it’s old, dude… now you have to update it adding the steps for ID check, facial recognition and government approval.

DID YOU KNOW? You can filter out mature content on Steam in the Preferences.

And if you kill the serial killer you become just like him!

And I’m sure the goal would be to attack videogames, not to better educate children.

Come on, America has more than 29 millions of persons.

Porqué not los both?

Look at the bright side, people won’t ask you to do math or science for them all the time.

Considering NASA could be canceled by an ass hole, I think we have other problems.

They’re not actors, they are just dumb victims.

That’s actually crazy, but in that case there’s still normal checkout.

Wouldn’t using normal sugar, but not a fuckton of it, be better?

Not if you eat it.

Probably because drunk.

If that person can’t even read a screen or do a minimum of reasoning, yes.

Ahem Greetings. Can I have a go at it?

Even better, press auto-pilot and let it auto-crash, then cash in insurance.

Finally some fucking good news!

It’s scary how real like it is, though… That’s what you could expect from the guy who said to Coca Cola to use brown sugar instead.