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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 14 days ago

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Smh my head. Bro is 17 years old and cant even use proper grammar.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Why use many word when few do trick?

      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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        Why many word when few good

        Streamline you

        • Valmond@lemmy.world
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          Less words better.

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          Office quote

          https://youtu.be/_K-L9uhsBLM

          • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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            He was right about the president thing though.

            fuck.

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m 33 and say shit like this because it amuses me. I done goofed, I have completed a fuckywucky, I made a plate of upsettispaghetti, Brain no work good, Drain bamage, Terminal case of stupid bitch disease… Let people amuse themselves.

      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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        Literally scrolled one down from this post to see the next post on my feed: “Drain Bamage”

        Poster? This motherfucker right here 👆

        I can not see the lie.

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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          I’m not very original either lol

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Yeye me too fren. We just be a lil silly bean sometime :)

      • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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        *Dain bramage

        Got you too huh?

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          oh no, people being playful with communication! the horror.

          I assume you would absolutely hate Shakespeare

      • Presently42@lemmy.ca
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        I have completed a fuckywucky! Genius!!

        In other news, there’s a film with some characters eating sad spaghetti. Is this a thing?

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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          Wait. There is? I’m confused

    • nocturne@sopuli.xyz
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      cant even use proper grammar.

      Perhaps you meant can’t.

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        I thought the “smh my head” would have been enough to make people realize i was joking

        • Final Remix@lemmy.world
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          Proper grammar is no joke, Hazard.

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      I outraged

    • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org
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      Probably because drunk.

    • flandish@lemmy.world
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      Yeah. like shortening words into a few letters, shake my head…

      • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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        Ikr? smdh

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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      I can’t even imagine how much i would’ve hated my life if my mom was a social media mom that makes content out of my teenage life.

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    Do these people not have cell phones?

    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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      If she’s worried she might have it set to wake her up if he texts.

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      A text would probably wake them up. I wish we had options when sending a text to be in “passive mode” or something. Have it marked as not important and don’t notify them. Just have it appear silently waiting on them to check

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        I think you do. “Send quietly” is a thing, right?

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          • Novaling@lemmy.zip
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            Only problem is Do Not Disturb will silence all your contacts. Now, you might say well just have set so it doesn’t silence your important/starred/specified contacts, which is true. But then, you’ve got it where a started contact is sending you texts at 7 am and you sleep until 10 am, and now you’re mad cause they woke you up. Only option is to silence them too, but now you’re not hearing their texts/calls until it’s scheduled to be off, and if an emergency ever happened you’d feel like shit.

            So yeah a “silent send” option would be really nice.

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              Apples do not disturb blocks calls but if a caller calls back twice within 3 minutes I think there’s an option to let that go through for emergency purposes.

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              I"m pretty sure Apple’s DND lets you set separate options for calls and notifications.

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          • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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            The point is so that you could send critical messages that notify them and low priority ones that don’t. In this example, they could send a message if something was wrong or they needed help that notifies, or just a “all good” message without a notification. The receiver can’t know what will be sent in the future.

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            No but sender can request receiver’s phone to make silent notification as a metadata. afaik signal or session do not have such feature. idk if some xmpp client support it with say xmpp resource.

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              • serenissi@lemmy.world
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                then how say deleted message works? or edited message?

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          Is this something too Apple for my Android-pilled mind to understand?

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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      It doesn’t make good content

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    Somehow I’m reminded of those Zelda rock circles.

    If you solve the puzzle do you respawn in a bubble bath?

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    I was thinking if he came home safely then what use is the signal but I guess it’s so that they don’t have to check up on him in the morning to know all is well

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      Or its a way for the kid to maintain some autonomy, but if the mom gets up at 2am to pee, she can see her kid came home. No one gets disturbed. Mom can go back to bed without worry.

      Or dad, sorry, not trying to be gendered. Just a reflection of my upbringing I suppose.

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        My mom did this when we were growing up. She’d leave a light just outside her bedroom on and we’d turn it off when we got in to let her know were in safe.

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    Looks like the kid 3D prints. Those ducks look like Bigtreetech duckies.

    2 down votes? How could the comment step on somebody’s toes? Is this reddit?

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