The option of just sticking to sugarless tea, lemonade or maybe water, is a forbidden thought!

Well, they really want me to sucks on those things, eh?

That seat better be real sturdy and not prone to cracking. Who enjoys metal springs and screws up their well-exercised bottom part large muscle?

Why we so busy? Maybe because your city’s sanitation system is non-functional? Thanks, cholera for high demand!

Run! Gun! Fun!

Is that ocean in motion? Probably.

Got any cash, lil’punk? Sure send your kiddos to that poorly lit loud stained floor arcade with a gazillion of quarters! True kombat awaits!

Gotta start you sugar addiction young!

-Hey, what’s that bottle of whisky about? Are we celebrating something? -Err, honey, the cold, you see, it just got worse, gotta medicate myself, coof-coof-coof-coof, yeah, just medicine, gotta care about my health.

Ok im going to talk about its nutrition aspects. Its by no means healthy but I think many people don’t realize the difference between glucose which this is and fructose which is the high fructose corn syrup which is basically processed to make half the glucose in fructose. Latly sucrose which is sugar as most people know is a molecule made up of 1 fructose and one glucose. So high fructose corn syrup mimics sugar. Fructose is sweeter but its processed by the liver and like all things processed by the liver is hard on it if ingested in excess. Glucose definately causes insulin spiking as its the sugare you cells directly metabolize. In the hospital when they need to give you calories they give you a glucose drip. So fructose does not spike insulin but thats kinda worse because insulin is part of a system to regulate you energy levels. Fructose is kinda outside of it so will pump into your systems regardless of how well your doing. So overall, to me, fructose is worse. Glucose is not necessarily bad of itself but is not meant to be in the exessive quantities that you can only get when you have a syrup like this.

It’s much simpler than that. Nutritious - has calories in it. In after war time, fat+sugar was seen as good, compared to low quality ‘sawdust’ bread and ‘grass’ burgers, saccharin tablets instead of sugar, dubious ‘margarine’ instead of butter, etc, during war time. In my culinary book, I see whole pages praising how wonderful is fatty broth as opposed to bone stock, etc, etc, etc. Once the time of abundance has come, we no longer at risk of malnutrition, anaemia, etc, but poor people are more likely to be obese, the mental model changed.

Before the blow-job there is always a blow-smoke!

Your beauty and health will be literally radiating from you!

Huh? Why would you want to lubricate a snake?

When I grow up, I wanna ditch that bee costume, and be… well, maybe just be a grown-up.

Ah yes, she’ll polish that shoe with this nimble palms and cool back-and-forth motion, thwoop-thwoop-thwoop…

A bit too happy, makes you wonder what’s rolled into that thingy?

Get some dignity, importan look and assurance to hide that 8-ball!

When you’re eating during a game… Hard to do that while also carrying that ball thing…

Is this really you want to say to a chick? Is that something any chick would be excited to hear and not yucked out?

Time to works on alternate typography? Just don’t forget there are voiced and unvoiced ones, think of readers who would have to decipher that, so make it easier for future generations.