I love that he thinks wind turbines are called “wind mills” and still continues to speak with attempted authority on the matter.

It’s so easy to know when he is wholly ignorant on a subject, I mean apart from him simply speaking about something, but truly opening the bullshit valve wide open.

Like he gives a fuck about birds. I would love to hear him name five birds that aren’t a pigeon, gull, McChicken, turkey or eagle without him having to start counting on his fingers while thumbing on his phone.

Man has the vocabulary range of a menu.

Ok then. That was always allowed.

So the churches are paying taxes now?

Draft-dodging chickenshit starts war. Neat

“We’re not happy until you’re not happy.”

Or maybe focus on stuff that actually matters. He sure digs into the minutiae of the dumbest, divisive shit.

A good leader unites the country. This fucking guy… well, he ain’t uniting a damned thing apart from a (magnified) global hatred of the US, just like putin wants.

Measles cures measles

He is signing this primarily to his own benefit, not yours or mine. If he does anything to truly benefit the population it is purely cascading in nature. Trump will abuse this just as belligerently as he abuses the court system.

That’s pretty neat

Half? Any single one of the more major issues would have sparked that.

Denying election results? Blackmailing a foreign country to start a false investigation? Running as a convicted felon? Even hinting at staying in power unconstitutionally? Spending ~20% of his time on a golf course? Directing an insurrection? Firing investigators investigating himself? Backchanneling Russia? Hiring family to federal positions and waiving clearance concerns? ….

Goddamned right. Every fucking time we go to the doctor or something similar we make sure the services are covered in our plan and every time we end up with a bill between 600-1000 dollars that we have to waste time contesting because someone at some step used the wrong code or whatever. EVERY TIME.

In fact, and I am not even joking, I literally got billed today for an appointment for my son that was supposed to be a $20 copay, and now they are asking for $900. I work at a multi-billion dollar company and this is the sort of insurance nonsense I deal with. I don’t even blame my employer either. It should never fall on their shoulders to provide this service.

It’s the most absurd shit to have to deal with, and it’s so consistently and thoroughly broken that I simply cannot believe this has not sparked a revolution.

Dang it. Thank you. Not sure how I missed that. It was one word, and I thought I triple checked it. Ah well, easy fix.

I think I was spending more of my attention learning GIMP than I did on the actual thing I was working on, regardless of how stupidly obvious it was. At least it wasn’t a tattoo.

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Paris without cars would be incredible. Paris with cars is still terrific, but it could be terrific-er. Good on her.

Agreed. Solid point

Shall I offer them milk?

Don’t pretend that Putin didn’t have some influence on this

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