If the jackboot fits…

Get mogged and tokenpilled.

Big “Are we the baddies?” energy.

Get ready for another wave of Russian mail-order brides.

Oh, won’t someone think of the poor pharma companies…

I’m sure this will end well.

I agree, they’ll certainly still be willing to exploit us for profit. That’s not the same as trust, though.

No one in the world will ever trust America again.

Brits: “We want the economic benefits back, but without all the Frenchies and brown people coming in.”

It was just last year that the party leadership apologized for their ties to actual neo-Nazis. If they were any more right-wing they’d be invading Poland.

links to extremist organisations

Which will shortly be defined as “organizations whose views conflict with the ruling class”.

The Wujing Zongyao describes a trebuchet in 1040 CE, which had wheels, and was therefore a technical.

rolls in a search for noncitizen voters

Which they will classify as “Anyone with a name that doesn’t exactly match their birth certificate, or matches too closely, at our discretion, or sounds ethnic.”

We weren’t sure, and nobody actually cared, until she officially (and inexplicably) denied it.