It would be, anyway. I have one for review and improvement.

Some of these responses are so nuts that they might be your aunts conspiring to fuck with you. Or caterers desperate to sell one more plate. It’s like they never visit graves or even talk about the person that died again. Are you even ever going to see these people again?

Fuck what your dad wants. Ask your mom/siblings if they need the support, if you like them. And if you do go, you can literally fart on your aunts. I can’t fathom why people want you to engage with people who make your life worse for no gain. Yeah, smile for your boss because you need the paycheck, but this?

Shit. Good point.

A granola bar with more than one type of nut. They owe me that much.

At first I thought you meant the homepage was offering unexpected porn, and I was considering going back. (I live in a repressed state.)

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.

Oh, Lemmy’s like this, too, I guess. That’s a shame.

One of the food delivery apps labeled something “long distance delivery” at five miles. I could walk that. I didn’t, but I certainly didn’t pay someone else to drive it.

Does the alpha male have a yucky tummy? Poor thing.

I keep seeing articles like this, but it was showing as sold out for at least three months before the price hike for me. I guess they’re better off selling some as long as there’s demand.