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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Reporting for duty in the Hexbear tactical cum squad, let's GET THIS CUM

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Reporting for duty in the Hexbear tactical cum squad, let's GET THIS CUM

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Jokes on you, the call for a cumsquad was a trick to expose IDF members hiding within our ranks.

    GET 'EM, BOYS! lets-fucking-go

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Don’t blow my cover, nerd owl

  • anothertranscomrade [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    NO

    volcel-kamala

  • Finger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    put your dick away walter

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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    THE VOLCEL POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        meanwhile the volcel police

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

          volcel-police

        • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          my sides have transcended the material plane

  • ֆᎮ⊰◜◟⋎◞◝⊱ֆᎮ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I see you have the latest in sonic warfare. The Queefenator.

  • sloth [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    sooooooo tactical dean-malice

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    you can make this in tarkov

  • DanComrd [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    “Please don’t fuck the guns; their gussy is cold” admiral-biederman

  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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    New gun attachment for the prestigious IOF to carry on the bloodline of their fallen soldiers.

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    For the literal gear humpers

  • doidera@lemmy.eco.br
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    What are the cums joke?

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      IDF has a division to extract semem from dead conscripts

      • doidera@lemmy.eco.br
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        Eeeeew.

  • Comp4 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Cum and get it

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