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FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com to ama@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

I'm Donald Trump's VP pick, AMA

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I'm Donald Trump's VP pick, AMA

FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com to ama@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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    How much pudding can you pick up with two fingers?

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      20 mL

      • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        Foreign measuring units

        fry

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          Ghina

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        a real american patriot would use floz. are you some sort of foreign “youropean”???

        • FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          Trust the plan

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    what IS the deal with airline food?

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      It must store well, be easy to prepare and transport, and be minimally expensive to procure in bulk.

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    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do with more like?

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      I can be studied systematically since I have to go on a system, because every time. The only law that is a region that has been a lot is a hallmark of metabolic activity, and indeed, replication, in living organisms.

      Huh, my predictive text knows I’m a biologist.

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    YOU GET OUTTA HERE DICK CHENEY WE DON’T NEED NO MORE FOREVER WARS

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      I’ll make Dick Cheney look like a dove.

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    Whats your favourite Pokemon ?

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      Is that a drug?

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    Love your work Mr. Santos - who do you think will win RuPaul’s drag race this year

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    if he loses, are you willing to be flayed raw before a crowd of baying small business owner swine?

    • FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      No, as a politician my highest instinct is self-preservation.

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    How many babies do you kiss per day? Do you do it for your image or for personal reasons?

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      70% of the babies I kiss are for political reasons, the rest for personal reasons. I usually kiss about 7 per event.

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        Somehow, kissing 4 babies and then 0.9 of a baby is much much worse than 5 babies

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    Will you sign my copy of American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic?

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      As a career politician, I’m used to giving handshakes, not autographs. However, I’ll give it a try.

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        Trump’s VP pick confirmed Cuomo

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    ::: CW misogyny

    Is his pussy grab really all that? What did you do? :::

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      His fingers are too small to make it truly dangerous

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      Needs a CW. Let me know if you edit it and I can restore.

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        ::: content warning test :::

        It is edited and should be good to go

        Edit: it appears I’ll need help. Can someone explain the method?

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          stalin-approval

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          hit the diamond in the bar that appears when you hit the reply icon. replace the second spoiler with the text you want to appear above the CW. replace everything that follows the second spoiler (but before the line with nothing but ::: on it) with whatever needs to receive the CW. e.g.:

          above the fold

          below the fold

          use the view source button if you just wanna copy what I did.

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        deleted by creator

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    How much orange does he put on his weiner?

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      About a litre every other week

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        So about a googolplex of applications?!! How do they find time to golf?

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    “heart attack” when?

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      Whenever the CIA decides

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    Have you seen the piss tape?

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      I jerk off to it every morning

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    r u Q

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      I wish!

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        f u q

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    are you sebastian gorka (please say yes)

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      Gorka is far too liberal for me to associate with him

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        you will atone for your slander against THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST

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