You’re coming in tomorrow, right Murphy?

Dude wants to be melted by some ancient relic the army is forced to dig up.

Passive voice is completely fine to use.

It’s like GameStop for Nazis

HP printers just churning out page after page of 1 line of Wingdings font…

Fascists are really into gigantic flags for some reason.

Food and housing is actually more important and, you know, shit is expensive.

“The light was on.”

Go on without us. We’re headed back to the Dark Ages.

Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh

Isn’t any loan a buy now, pay later loan?

Definitely the creepy castle

Is the guy on the left wearing a wig?

Dot dweeeee dot dot dot dweee doooowwww…

Saw this on Bluesky last night. Nothing good can come from that much movement at once.

I appreciate that title. Good job

Do they know what E.P.A. is short for?

It was spray chalk and that stuff can look like paint but come on…You book a guy when it can just be washed away in a storm?

I still say it like Caramelloooooo