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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

No one but society loses

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No one but society loses

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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • Marcumas@lemmy.world
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    Elon looks like a knock off Tommy Wiseau

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      “I did not praise Hitler! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not praise Hitler!”

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        Oh heil, Hitler.

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          … that comment is gonna look so fucking bad without context.

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      Oh hi Mark

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        “Anyway, how’s your company”

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        Oh hi Musk

    • v_krishna@lemmy.ml
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      Or JP from Grandma’s Boy

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        Adios turd nuggets!

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      If memory serves, he was dressing up for Les Miserables?

  • puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Elon doesn’t stand a chance once Ben turns off his cringe inhibitor.

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    Ben Shapiro. He’s got a sword.

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Ben Sharpiron.

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    The dumblander vs eddie gropeyhands, there can be only one. But if there’s none that’s even better.

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      But if there’s none that’s even better.

      “The loser of a knife fight dies on the street. The winner dies in the ambulance.”

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      “My name is Elon Mcmusk of the clan Mcmusk, and I am a moron!”

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    Lol 2012 makes the elon picture even funnier, thought he was a bit younger than that in it

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      He tweeted this picture in 2012.

      “Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who’d read 50 Shades :)”

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        Oh ew.

    • tacosplease@lemmy.world
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      I think it was for a Halloween party. Fuck him though. He deserves any teasing that comes his way.

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      He’s aged 30 years since then

  • lobut@lemmy.ca
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    It’s a tie. They’re both losers.

    • madcaesar@lemmy.world
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      And we’re the losers for having to see these losers.

  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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    Wasn’t it confirmed that that wasn’t Ben Shapiro? The more closely you look, the less like him it looks.

  • merc@sh.itjust.works
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    If they fought to the death? Society would win.

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    Is this real? I can not… wow…

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      The left one is not ben. Sadly.

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        Yeah, too tall.

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          Not really. Look at the size of that sword. Looks like a child holding a grownups weapon. That’s exactly how Benny would look. But I do agree, that’s not him.

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      I believe the left picture is Egoraptor/Arin Hanson, but the right picture is real, it’s Elon dressed for some Halloween party

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    Ok I’m back to the opinion that we need more bullying not less.

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    That looks like an Odachi sword. Which was normally back mounted and quite impractical. It was mostly used by samurai against cavalry, though Yari (spears) used by the common man were far more practical. The Odachi didn’t last long and was rarely used in battle. Though there’s a couple of notable exceptions in the later Sengoku period.

    I’ve trained with one a few times. It’s absolutely ridiculous to use.

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      Sounds like a fun sword lol

      Plot twist; this is a regular katana, it just looks big due to being wielded by Ben Shapiro who is 4 foot tall

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      He’s trying to look like Sephiroth.

      https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth

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    My money is on Shapiro. He has the sword of course, but I get the sense that he is a smart guy who just plays a stupid guy on TV, unlike Elon who is the other way around

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      I’d make that comment about Tucker Carlson, but I’m pretty sure Shapiro believes every word he says

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      I don’t get the impression that Shapiro is putting on an act. I think he mostly believes the outrageous things he says, and when he doesn’t it’s because he’s confident he can use his debating skills to muddy the waters.

      With Musk, I think he’s just a ruthless bully. I think he breaks laws, breaks norms, ignores morality, etc. and assumes he can get away with it. If he doesn’t get away with it, his money will get him out of it, or he’ll arrange for someone else to take the fall.

      For something like this, look at what happened with Zuckerberg and the supposed cage match. Musk refused to back down, but also refused to commit. I bet he’d agree to some kind of death match, but then he’d keep changing the rules, or the venue, or the time. Meanwhile, I bet Shapiro would try to make a contract with some kind of sneaky clause in it that technically allowed him to have a relative fight on his behalf or something.

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      you should read his books on sex. That opinion will change real quick.

      Man could dry up the oceans

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    Omfg. Now it all makes sense.

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    They should record a Kingdom Hearts reenactment in a snowy parking lot.

    Zuck can hold the camera

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      Zuck wanks in the corner

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        just stalker/voyeur robot things

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Elon’s got that JP from Grandma’s Boy vibe.

    “I’m a robot, I like robots, I have a robot vagina.”

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      I’m pretty sure the character specifically drew inspiration from Musk.

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