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ᴄʜᴏᴋɪᴅᴀʀ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

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ᴄʜᴏᴋɪᴅᴀʀ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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  • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub
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    Excuse me, but if you see a butterfly there, there is something seriously wrong with you…

    • rdri@lemmy.world
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      Well the butterfly is certainly there if you look closer.

      • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub
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        Nope, looked for like 15 minutes, can’t see it 🤷.

        • Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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          Look up more

          • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub
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            Sorry… I tried, I really did.

            • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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              The butterfly is directly above the letter W.

              • vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de
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                holy shit, I feel so stupid

              • 0x4E4F@infosec.pub
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                Could you cirled that? I can’t even see the letter W 🤦.

                • Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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                  What

                • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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                  You need to see the full image for that

                  The butterfly 🦋 looks like that BTW

      • Reality Suit
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        Closer!

        • Venat0r@lemmy.world
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          All I see is jpeg artifacts.

          • Reality Suit
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            Too close!

        • Footnote2669@lemmy.zip
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          Enhance!

  • BustinJiber@lemmy.world
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    What kind of mangled ass fucked up butterflies do you have flying around in your head?

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Thr one glued to my bumper that I hit while going 85 and blasting freebird.

  • Sagrotan@lemmy.world
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    Gastrointestinal problems

    • 0000011110110111i@lemm.ee
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      Only if swallowing is involved.

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    Would someone have the guts to hang this on a wall?

    I would.

    In the bedroom? Yes. A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when lust was a much stronger driving force in life.

    In the office? Yes. There is nothing wrong or offensive in the picture; your mind is getting into the gutter by itself.

    In the living room? Yes. Great conversation starter.

    By the front door? Yes. Oh yes. The face on anyone knocking unsolicited when spoting that strategically placed painting.

    Finally: where can I get a copy?

    • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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      You get the copy, you print it and hang it, and i want to see a picture of your office/bedroom/livingroom/whatever as a proof

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        Agreed.

        But where do I get the copy to start with?

    • bratosch@lemm.ee
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      A reminder to do something in bed besides sleeping and eventually a reminder of times when list was a much stronger driving force

      Damn that sentence went downhill FAST

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        It is inevitable. Even modern chemistry has a limit.

    • Caboose12000@lemmy.world
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      I’m so confused I just see a blob how does it look sexual??

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        Exactly!

    • superfes@lemmy.world
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      Perhaps… https://www.saatchiart.com/art/Painting-The-woman-is-coughing/1033092/3909675/view

      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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        Ah yes, my favorite paintings; “The Woman is Coughing,” “Cat,” “Tequila,” and “In The Ass Autumn”

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        Thank you.

        There’s some provocative work by the artist.

  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
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    Late-night Skinimax on scrambled cable tv 📺

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Username checks out.

  • jacktherippah@lemmy.world
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    If u see a butterfly, u the one with the problem

  • lwuy9v5@lemmy.world
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    Show me the butterfly, you god damn liar.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    wheres that damn butterfly??

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      It’s right above the letter W.

  • LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world
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    This looks like a skill from Disco Elysium if it was a dating sim instead of a lynchian RPG.

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      I fucking love Disco Elysium.

  • RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com
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    The thing I’ve always wanted: a penis big enough to be sucked 🥲

    • snazzles@lemm.ee
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      I hope you find the penis of your dreams

      • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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        I recommend to look around truck stop bathrooms, found some great ones there

    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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      Never had a jolly rancher?

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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        Go back to Reddit with those stories.

  • 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world
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    Looks like OPs mom to me

    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Can confirm, just witnessed this

  • SharkAttak@kbin.social
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    That’s cropped porn, isn’t it.

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      You know, I didn’t see it until a few hours later when it came back on my feed.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    I see intestines in the middle.

  • thorbot@lemmy.world
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    A playdough woman sucking a playdough cock

  • joystick@lemmy.world
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    I see a butterfly sucking a cock.

    • Reality Suit
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      I’m glad I found someone else with some common sense. I thought I was going crazy being the only person who can see a butterfly sucking cock. I think we’re the only normal people here.

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