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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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  • DoYouNot@lemmy.world
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    Not to ruin the joke or anything, but 100% there is Mexican food in Japan.

    • EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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      Also, if Mexican food gives you that many problems, you should probably see a doctor or quit eating Mexican food.

      Or buy some Chipotle Away

  • Endorkend@kbin.social
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    Worst shits I’ve ever had wasn’t from Mexican food. Gas, yes, I don’t do beans all that well.

    Worst shits, that would be Indian food, at some street stall in India.

    And it’s not like it gave me food poisoning either, I was feeling perfectly fine.

    But the poop an hour later was like an explosion of liquid poop.

    And the smell. Still the worst thing I’ve ever smelled and I’ve been up close to a corpse flower and eaten Surströmming.

    • florge@feddit.uk
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      It probably wasn’t the food that was the problem but the water used in it.

      • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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        Also an hour later wouldn’t be the food they just consumed since it takes longer to pass through your system.

        • mingistech@lemmy.world
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          If you eat something loaded with bacteria, like Staphylococcus aureus or Bacillus cereus your intestinal track reacts very quickly to start clearing your system. It’s basically clearing the runway to get the infected waste out.

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      I didn’t eat meat for 25 years, so I’ve just gotten used to ordering everything at Taco Bell with “beans instead of meat.” Same experience- extra flatulence, yes. Meme worthy diarrhea, definitely not. But then recently they got my order wrong and it was all meat. I eat meat now, so I figured why make a fuss, just eat it. I learned that day what the memes were about.

  • XbSuper@lemmy.world
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    This was wrong the last time it was posted, and it’s wrong now.

    • Draconic NEO@lemmy.world
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      Indeed, why do people somehow think there isn’t Mexican food in Japan?

      • doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Because they’ve never been to Japan, probably

        I haven’t either. I would have assumed the Mexican selection is pretty limited and hard to find.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          They have Taco Bell. So they have at least a Mexican-like food available.

          • XCraftMC@sh.itjust.works
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            biiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch

  • RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee
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    Removed by mod

    • EatYouWell@lemmy.world
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      It’s still the water, since they use it to cook the food. Your gut just isn’t used to the foreign bacteria.

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        Removed by mod

    • ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee
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      I have one of those Toto toilets in my house. Worth the $

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    Is that a sales floor with the demo toilets hooked up to water or an open concept public bathroom?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      If you build it, they will come.

    • LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world
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      It’s an ice cream shop that caters to the lactose intolerant.

    • lemmegogo@lemmy.world
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      They got a tv hooked up on the other wall so you can hang out with the boys while dropping the kids off at the pool together

  • Dan68@lemmy.world
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    Do they have the 3 seashells?

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      One see-spray

  • comador @lemmy.world
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    Just throw a bunch of 7 spice on everything or have some Korean BBQ in Tokyo.

  • HeapOfDogs@lemmy.world
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    Those toilets are truly a blessing. They take a bit to figure out but once you do it’s happiness.

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