I mean, she knows I’m much better than her at opening wet food cans.

os baculum was removed from Adam’s penis to form the woman.

That makes sense!

A what??

90%

They mean NLEA “serving” as in, 1/2 cup fruit, 3oz meat, etc. Not a full meal.

The 30 day bucket costs $169 on sale.

https://augasonfarms.com/collections/best-sellers

It’s actually to not breathe through your nose.

Pretty sure somebody stabbed that dude and then was like 🤷‍♂️ I guess he was just REALLY upset about the fish being late…?

I don’t have one I just love that this structure is called a melon. 🍉

The melon is a mass of adipose tissue found in the foreheads of all toothed whales.[1][2] It focuses and modulates the animal’s vocalizations and acts as a sound lens. It is thus a key organ involved in communication and echolocation.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_(cetacean)

Disneyland annual pass is $600- $1700 per year, per person, depending on what perks you want. Disney World is $1500. It’s mainly people who live close enough not to need hotel accommodations or have friends and family in the area to stay with. You’re not buying souvenirs and eating at Victoria and Albert’s every trip when you go all the time.

https://disneyland.disney.go.com/magic-key/

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/passes/

Also, I think a lot of these Disney Adults ™ are their own version of “horse poor.” And from my experience, there is a large overlap in those two groups.

Checkmate

I’ve seen this come up before. It is apparently a regional thing.

I think it’s cute 🤷‍♀️

Ok, but when I think of Skillet, I think of this guys worship-gasm face:

MXPX started out as a Christian punk band, but the members grew out of the religion and kept making music. —Punk Rawk Show, I’m Ok/You’re Ok, Chick Magnet, Move to Bremerton. All bangers.

Different vibe, but Pedro the Lion, same deal- started out Christian, then rethought his world view. Slowcore/90s emo. — Of Up and Coming Monarchs, Of Minor Prophets and Their Prostitute Wives, Big Trucks, Rapture, Backwoods Nation.

This also describes my teen years 😂 My first road trip after getting my license was driving to Orange County to see the OC Supertones.

They sure did play a lot of Christian music festivals in the 90s.

Treats is treats, man.

-Popsicle

*comatose children. In the original Grimms version, Snow White is seven. In the original Disney version, she’s 14.