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squid@feddit.uk to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I wish for the year of the windows desktop

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I wish for the year of the windows desktop

squid@feddit.uk to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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    deleted by creator

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    Granted. It’s 1995.

  • AngryHippy@lemmy.world
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    Granted, but you have to watch an ad every time you open an app.

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      We’re almost there already, MS serves ads on the Windows lock screen and sometimes they sneakily install bloatware with updates, like Candy Crush and Titok. Having to watch ads before opening apps doesn’t feel too far off.

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    Granted! Windows Desktop becomes so popular that it takes all 100% desktop market share! Microsoft takes the opportunity to begin requiring a Windows ‘subscription’ with the lowest plan being $60 a month with ads

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      All in all, not too bad of an ending.

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    Granted … you now live in 1995 … forever.

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    Granted. Office furniture with an opening glass panes become quite popular. The windows desktop is a must have for any up and coming management staff.

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    Granted, everyone has their computers themed based on Windows.

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    Granted. Nothing changes.

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