Why would my waifu want anything to do with me? She could do better.

I don’t want to make people happy so turning into my waifu doesn’t help either.

No. I have a white noise generator.

I hope that I get to reverse the trend of my quality of living plummeting.

I’ve been looking for work since April. I’m so fucked.

I’m almost at two decades without a cable bill. I’m an American with a redneck accent and I’ll stream DW News or like an Aljazeera when I need traditional news fix.

Most of the time it’s just Internet Today.

It’s hilarious he thinks we’re watching television at all.

At what point did you turn on CNN

CNN the cable news network? That’s what you think turns people away from your foreign god. That’s the best you got? Were you raised in a cult or homeschooled?

1. Yes, you can all play together and just be a squad of 3.
2. If you bring in your under leveled friend on the higher difficulties it’s funny as Hell and a right of passage. Lower geared Helldivers can absolutely contribute to victory in higher difficulties, if they know exactly what they’re doing.
3. Jump in whenever. Fight what you want.
4. You get a number of missions in a campaign depending on difficulty. The missions are objective based which repeat and cycle in and out. The maps are randomly generated and never feel the same.
5. Build diversity is actually a thing. You can’t take only pistols. You must take a primary weapon, secondary (side) weapon, and a throwable (usually grenade). You get stratagems to call down and they give access to heavier weapons.

I’m basing on this on absolutely no experience in the matter, but I don’t think a degree in labor relations is going to be in high demand in another country. Unless you have a legal background or the lawyer accreditation equivalent in that country’ s legal system. I say this as a man with an Anthropology degree. Finding out what skillsets those countries are seeking from foreign workers and accreditations to prove those skillsets is probably step one in emigrating.

As a man that grew up in Texas I desperately wish Canada would let me in and adopt me.

What’s your degree in and is it sought after by any of these countries you listed?

I don’t know maybe? I’m a frontend developer trying to become a fullstack developer. I could do DEVOPS but I’m trying to play into my strengths and I’m having to fight the clock until I become homeless. If a company hired me to train to become SRE I’d entertain it. I’m a builder by nature so I would like to keep creating code.

It’s all right friend. I’m an American, I’m used to struggling.

I have. Didn’t find much.

Thank you kindly, partner.

I don’t suppose you know anyone hiring foreigners like myself? My own research into that didn’t come up with much.

I don’t like any sports but if I get invited to a hockey game I won’t turn it down.

I’ll go Google what a 2-4 is.

I’m from the South so I can totally do polite, “Yes mam, no mam, yes sir, no sir, etc…”

Please let me in, I’m like three weeks away from having full stack developer skills. I just want a job and pay taxes.

I’m American. I could use a hug. I would like to emigrate to Canada. I need help.

You come at the king, you best not miss.

I don’t know what you’re getting at and I don’t care.

I miss AskLemmy being about asking questions.

I do mean this from the bottom of my cold dead Texan heart: