Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill

TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca · 2 years ago

OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Ah yes, marvellous headlock sir. I can tell you practice your judo.”

awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 2 years ago

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!?

SadTrain@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Dinner AND a handjob? Where do I sign up?

SkepticalButOpenMinded@lemmy.ca · 2 years ago

But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!

SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml · edit-2 2 years ago

Whatever you say, Red!

Flying_Hellfish@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

I’m coming Elizabeth

Zoop@beehaw.org · 2 years ago

I’M COMIN’, 'LIZABETH!

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

“Choke” - Chuck Palahniuk

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

That was my first thought lol

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

“Oh, Briita is in this?”

Chriszz@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Kind of based ngl

stillwater@lemm.ee · edit-2 2 years ago

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ApeNo1@lemm.ee · edit-2 2 months ago

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shiveyarbles@beehaw.org · 2 years ago

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