I’m gesturing for the people inside the bank to get out of the way with my guns. I tell you to check to see if anyone is strapped.
I go to the teller, “PUT THE POKEMON IN THE BAG. THIS JOINT IS CLOSING DOWN ANYWAY, YOU’RE PROBABLY JUST GUNNA’ TOSS 'EM RIGHT?!”
She’s panicking and dropping Pokeballs all over the floor as she struggles to take all the balls from the drawers.
Hey, they’re the bank’s pokemon, not mine. Take’em all
THIS IS A ROBBERY DON’T MAKE IT A MURDER
“ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY THIS IS A FUCKDOWN”
Then I realise what I said, get embarassed and leave
Running around so whacked off those Poké snacks(Rare candy)
Pounded a ragecandybar just before to get me psyched for the heist.
I fuck up and drop a handfull of pokeballs off and now there’s just a bunch of Magikarp flopping around everywhere, this is so embarrassing.
The whole lobby smells like fish now.
