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moss_icon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago

JK Rowling logic

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JK Rowling logic

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moss_icon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Yeah but men do go into women’s rooms, it’s when it’s a cis man chasing a trans woman into the bathroom to harass her. But JK is fine with that.

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      Cis men go into women’s bathrooms all the time (and vice-versa). Someone has to clean them.

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        Also sometimes you are taking care of a child, or you picked the wrong door, or whatever.

        I have frankly seen so many women in the men’s room it barely registers as a thing.

        • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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          You would not believe the amount of times I have gone into a men’s room when the women’s is obstructed or unavailable, because a toilet is a toilet and I have to go right that minute.


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          • leg@leminal.space
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            ಠ_ಠ Bears shouldn’t use people toilets. It ain’t right.

            • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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              They should use the bear toilets like bear jesus intended

              • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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                Three little pictures on the bathroom doors - stick figure, stick figure in a dress, stick figure head with bear ears. Lol.


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                • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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                  I fear I would be using the bears’ room quite often. Literally choosing the bear

                  • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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                    Me too… I suspect the soap would be honey scented, and the “wash your hands” sign lots of restrooms have would read “wash your paws”.


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            • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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              Would you rather I leave a mess in the woods?


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            • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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              They say bears shit in the woods, they don’t say they don’t use toilets

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              but the woods are occupied, the pope is shitting

          • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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            Also in my experience men’s rooms are cleaner for some reason.

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              Can’t comment except to say that I fucking hope not. I’ve seen poop on the ceiling.

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                Anyone can piss on the floor. Be a hero: shit on the ceiling.

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                  im-doing-my-part

            • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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              I’ve found that ladies’ look messier, but men’s smell worse. (Every now and then, of course, the ladies stinks so bad I can’t use it, and the men’s is actually slightly better, but that’s very much a rare exception to the rule.)


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