look at how shy he is. like, naw, you cannot tell me he is not enjoying this. he very clearly and obviously is enjoying this SO much. look at him, look how he’s looking away, look how he’s like trynna hide his silly blushy shy little smile away from the person dining his table. if only he would look nicer, be nicer, and this would not be the current german chancellor having a fun meetup with Winnie the Pooh (Xi Jinping), yeah, that would change the vibe of this image.
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yes i’m making a second post for today, i’m sorry, i just got the time, got the vibes and i’m here to make a thing, so here i am MAKING IT. i’m here making the thing i wanted to make. and you peeps keep saying “do what feels right to you” so here i am doing what feels right to me.
i wish you a wonderful day and that you may have exciting experiences in it as well ~

alright can we atop making that joke?
like - can we calm down? peeps here seem to be REALLY eager to share their egg-related comments and this one makes me speak up about it cuz it makes me uncomfy and thus likely also some others.

bernd das brot!?!?!?!?? no waaaayyyy
(eng.: bernd the bread!?!?!?!?! no wayyyyyy)
Am British, please explain this to me
Depressed loaf of bread from German kids’ TV.
…Glad we could clear that up and there’s definitely no questions left unanswered.
He’s a Eeyore like character from Germany
— My insight as a filthy American
He is bound to be here, as Merz clearly stole his catchphrase!
jaaa ich mag ihn, Bernt Brooooottt besser als Kapitän Blaubär <3
I hope they served him some eggs.
i’d downvote because face of a politician, and this one on top of it
ye, this dud sucks. but im making fun of him so its okay… maybe.
merzweckeier
such a shame Langenscheidt disqualified that






