No one’s anti-Italian hate should come as a surprise. It is not rooted in left-wing ideology, but in the simple fact that all Italians are traitorous, repulsive pig people who will poke your eyes out while describing their sister’s new haircut because they think having a seizure is normal body language. But hate is not the answer. The answer is always love, and clapping your hands real loud so that the national cowardice shared by all Italians makes them run away.