There’s only two classes: Marxist-Leninist or Class Traitor 
The only coffee brewing method that makes you read theory is the espresso machine so it can’t be liberal, maybe if it were a full auto machine or one ran by a treat slave
Post anarchist cold brew: not pictured.
I don’t really drink coffee but I’m enjoying the little moka pot my mom gave me on occasion
What does left-com mean?
Ultra leftist.
The kind of person who considers themselves to the left of Stalin and rejects any current AES state as revisionist.
You can usually spot them from their overuse of the term “dengist/dengism”
138 replies to a post about coffee and it’s not an incomprehensible struggle session?
Come on hexbear i expect better
You revisionists can take my French press from my cold dead hands
This is fantastic
You’ll take my espresso machine from my cold dead hands, commies!
tea is the true drink of the proletariat but y’all aren’t ready for that discussion
I imagine him double fisting his tea
i drink three cups a day, i must be more powerful than president xi.
I drink water like an anprim
Caffiene doesn’t do a fucking thing because I have unmedicated ADHD and coffee tastes like shit, where do this land me.
maoist third worldism
Acid Marxism
Caffiene doesn’t do a fucking thing
Same but I love the flavour of good drip coffee
4Loko
Very proletarian because coffee mostly comes imported from colonies or former colonies
I feel like Anarchist is an AeroPress. Functional for an individual, but breaks down at scale. Also really fun and makes good coffee and can be used when you’re out camping.
Im a radical centrist: The type of coffee I want depends on the day. Sometimes french press, sometimes instant, sometimes pour over, sometimes drip, sometimes Irish, sometimes cold.
I take caffeine pills.
I think that means I’m an accelerationist.
The mark of the vanguard
Oh no! I’m a left-com!
Full on left-com over 20 years now…makes sense to me.
I’m not actually a leftcom
I just use leftcom coffee methods. I didnt think this post would bring self proclaimed leftcoms to the table. I dont drink much coffee at home so a lil stove top guy is great. I drink my ML drip at work. I dont drink much coffee at home cause usually stuff I’m doing at home being jittery makes it harder. But im not one and I think they should smarten up! Same goes for every leftist ideology that im not totally on board with. Just do the thing I think is right.
Oh yes we are!
Its funny because my first exposure to Marxism was via left-coms, and I’m heating my Bialetti as I type this, so I’m just kinda like, totally accurate!
Coffee tastes bad, even the breakfast milkshake frappucinos that people scorn for not being real coffee still have that coffee flavor in there.
I think you dislike the flavor profile called ‘bitter’
Well yes, because bitter is a bad taste. But it’s a bad taste that frequently goes with some of the most addictive drugs on earth so people delude themselves into thinking they actually like it.
Bitterness does taste good to some people. Dark chocolate is way more interesting than milk. The peel of a charred lemon wheel on some broiled fish is bracing but brings incredibly complex wood and floral notes.
I actually agree that most coffee tastes pretty bad and is drunk as a drug not a beverage. That’s why I take mine with too much cream and sugar usually. But if you like tannins and you get someone who knows how to bring them out coffee can taste good on its own. I’ve tasted it done right but never managed to do it myself.
I like broccoli rabe, rapini must have cocaine in it I guess
