You’re not sure? Really? The “Drink this if you don’t want to be fat and unattractive” seems pretty obvious, no?
i was sarcastic
It says TAB right on there. TAB was an early “diet cola” from Coke. TIL. Now I get why its heyday was in the 70s.
Actually thanks for explaining that for me as a non-American. I thought they meant tap water but have just written it differently. Which would honestly be even more hilarious, “don’t drink our sugary drinks girl, go back to tap water”
Yeah, I don’t remember what the name is about. The pull top on the can is a kind of tab. So is the bill in a restaurant or bar. It’s one of those weird words that means too many things.
“Drink this to be thin enough for a man to desire you”
“And not a particularly attractive man, just… you know… a man.”
“What every woman needs!”
Get stuck in the miasma under that receding hairline! TAB!
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The option of just sticking to sugarless tea, lemonade or maybe water, is a forbidden thought!
