Preferable something that will work immediately, it’s spring scented, and wont lead to permanent brain damage.
This is one of those threads I wish I hadn’t opened.
If you’re reading this comment before finding it. Stop. You have been warned.
You can just leave. Close the tab. Click the hexbear logo. Press the back key. Anything. Stay oblivious.
Ok. I admit I was curious but you are probably right.
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I’d never heard this nickname. I don’t know if I’m desensitized or something but I’m like “okay cool”. Him having weird moles and/or receptive anal sex is probably the most normal thing he ever did.
The moles are whatever but the nickname and the image of having a carpet of beetles crawling all over his taint is pretty gross.
How dare they sully the name of ladybugs like this
I still have no idea what that’s about.
NSFL
i am going to dramatically fling myself into the sea
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It’s a very good thing that I am very inebriated and will rpibably not remembrr this in the morning
Setting an alarm to dm you in 8 hours
You know, I wasn’t planning to get blitzed off my ass on absinthe tonight, but I need something to toss the grenade down the memory pit after that one
Oooh.
Absinthe
I had Marilyn Manson’s absinthe back before I found out he was a fuck
Missed opportunity to name it Marilyn’s Mansinthe
Graham wasn’t planning on getting Blitzed either.
I should have said nothing…
That’s fair, I ignored the warnings and pressed onward due to my own curiosity, it’s only fair that I pay the price.
Given that moles are generated by fetus poops in the womb landing on the skin and staying there, it’s quite surprising that taint-blanketing by moles isn’t something I’ve seen before.
It makes so much sense, it now doesn’t make sense that it’s not normal.
New tagline?
Given that moles are generated by fetus poops in the womb landing on the skin and staying there
Is this a joke that I’m just not getting? Because this is absolutely NOT what causes moles ever. It isn’t what causes moles that show up later on adults and it also isn’t what causes moles that are present on newborns.
Definitely a joke and not an urban myth I’ve been misinformed about.
Ah, he had HPV. I get it now, ‘ladybug’ because its infectious.
Hell yeah brother
What the actual fuck
I’m a fan of Suntory Toki and will now depart this thread lest I learn why you need it.
