You shouldn’t look at your partner as a fixer-upper. Physically, that is.
what about if you live in a disney movie?
The only disney movies i watched that didn’t make me want to die was the TRON films.
You wanted to die after watching Hercules, Tarzan, or the Lion King??
As a kid, I saw Tarzan as “haha monke man go ooaooaooaoooaooo”.
As an adult, I interpret its message as integration being contingent upon conformity and usefulness to society.
He expressly did NOT conform to their vision of (English) humankind and instead brought them to his world in the jungle, at the end.
He wasn’t accepted among the adult gorillas until he killed the leopard. Then he was only seen by the explorers as a scientific curiosity, and by the poachers as a means to find the gorillas.
“Aryan goddess”
Satire but horrendous views on women which now that i say it maybe means it isnt satire given 4chan. Oh wait theyre dating, yeah its satire
squishier girls are cute and adorable and incredibly lovable too :3 (and awesome to snuggle with)
honestly get real anon uwu
Need some padding to survive the winter
I like them a little squishy. Squishy is good. I’m a little squishy too.
“Aryan goddess”
lose my virginity to her
Obviously fake. As if a 4chan user is ever going to lose his virginity.
After losing weight You will not look as if You’ve never had that weight.
(slightly funny for me to say this on a greentext comm, but)
I hope you don’t go around actually saying that to overweight people who are working hard on improving themselves, you might as well be saying:
“What are you even bothering for? You’ve fucked it. Game over. Damage done.”
And for a percentage of those people, that’s going to be the line that does make them give up on improving themselves.
Fake and gay.
Fake: anon got laid
Gay: anon went to a gym
What a disgusting piece of text. 🤮
It’s anon what did you expect?
Doesn’t anon mean “but” instead of “and” in the last sentence? It’s annoying me how often people seem to mix these two words
