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IF you need a name for your metal band, Ikea is full of them
Fuglpokr
HONKHALT MYFUCKINSIDES XD
It never stops being weird that people think the IKEA names are just basically swedish chef speak (which doesn’t sound like swedish at all).
BIRDBAGG
Who removed the dead bodies of the poor souls tasked with putting the bags on the murder birds?
Fågelbehållare i guess? Idk my swedish isnt very good and i just use behållare usually cause its a very general word. Also people outside the nordics love å so its a win to use it in an ikea meme. Väska could also work for more variety? Fågelväska
As somewhat of a polyglot, it just occurred to me that swedish is a language I’ve never once considered as a language I know absolutely nothing about nor have ever considered studying.
Anyone know why they’re being restrained? Maybe relocated?
For the safety of themselves and society at large.
They’re angry. That’s all the information provided to us. Angry swans.
Svånhøld
ø isn’t a Swedish letter.
That’s, like, your opinion, man.
FÅGELKONTROLLVÄSKA
IKEA VINGKLIPPT
Vingklippt is good :). Maybe also… ANDRUM or SKAMVRÅ?
ANDRUM sounds like it exists. I love SKAMVRÅ.
What’s the deal with swans? I’ve heard of angry geese, I’ve even known a few people who received injuries from one, but not swans.
Fucking dinosaurs
Take a stroll near a nesting swan and let me know how it goes for you…they may be pretty, but they are extremely defensive birds
Survivor bias. Those attacked by swans don’t live to tell the tale.
They’re basically much bigger geese
Now you’ve just made them angry.
Don’t try this at home; a swan could easily break a grown man’s arm. Or at least his glasses.
No fucking way, for real? Like not gona lie, giving me mad urges to go fuck around and find out.
If he can reach them, sure.
I’ve never had my arm broken by my glasses.
Mine don’t have the spring-loaded flippy-outy bit, though.
Honkhalt sounds like merch you could buy at Honkbal Hoofdklasse.
