I can stop your IBS troubles, just take the loan
Do I get more IBS later?
The International Banking Service was originally founded by Schartz von Peupenfartten and his silent partner Gassius Skidmarx
Avoiding FODMAPs is a lot like austerity for your butt
If it were possible to loan IBS and collect interest, I’d be a bank. I’d be Amschel fucking Rothchild
What if instead of opening a bank account at the RBS, you did it at the IBS
What if instead of IMF loan it was BMF loan and it was for DSA Karens?
“Liberalize your economy or I will cause you to shit your doo doo ass”
I’d be sorely tempted
Oh I thought you were loaning me your IBS
Oh I thought you meant you’d give me money, but also IBS until I pay it off…
sounds kind of shitty to me im ngl
Depends, certainly interested but I’ll have to see the terms to be sure
I already have one thank you, I don’t need another











