The last time I had pizza hut (like a year ago at a relative’s house) that shit tasted like chewing into a cheese flavored paper towel with air inside that it made me question my own childhood memories of pizza hut (but no that’s really just what private equity does).
I push back by saying that making pizza is a settled science at this point and further assert don’t piss me off
no such thing as a settled science, that’s a strictly anti-dialectical concept
I forgot what I said that would prompt this and laughed when I remembered.
They’d piss me off because it would be a capitalist innovation so it would be like “use an AI to optimize your toppings” or this sort of thing.
They will continue to employ top minds to investigate the boundary of what can be called pizza
They’ve been cooking up some heinous creations
It looks like the demon shrimp cocktail hands in beatlejuice.
The inclusion of the ghost - free possession with every purchase.
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The last time I had pizza hut (like a year ago at a relative’s house) that shit tasted like chewing into a cheese flavored paper towel with air inside that it made me question my own childhood memories of pizza hut (but no that’s really just what private equity does).