Try these two simple tricks for genial cop interactions! It’s easy!

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then the cop immedately uses civil asset forfeiture to legally take it all away again without reason or recourse

I think it’s just a joke

Artist is haus of decline

i keep seeing comics from this person but there’s never a signature on them so I don’t know where to find their stuff. on one hand, i respect their rejection of intellectual property, but on the other hand, i want find more of their stuff

EDIT: haus of decline

won 100,000 dollars and you get 1 free murder as a result of being a motorist