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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 hours ago

Our volcel president ❤️

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Our volcel president ❤️

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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 hours ago
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  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DECLARED A HORNY EXCLUSION ZONE. DO NOT LUST AFTER THE PEOPLE’S PRESIDENT OR HIS PROGENY

    volcel-judge volcel-vanguard

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Ade you telling me not to lust after men during pride

  • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    “while you were out partying, i studied the blade” - xi jinping, unironically

  • InexplicableLunchFiend [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    the one person in china that took the correct lesson from the cultural revolution

    • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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      but also took the benefits

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    may they do so well in finding his successor

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    deng-drip

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Xi isn’t a teetotaler though. Dude apparently loves fine wines.\

    Edit: also not Volcel, he has a wife and a daughter, who’s kinda cute (she’s 33 fyi, before anyone calls me a creep)

    Edit: apparently this ISN’T Xi’s daughter.

    • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      That is apparently not his daughter. It’s a completely different woman named Fi Catherine Chen that got misattributed as Xi’s daughter due to a Laura Loomer tweet. The only public photo of her as an adult circulating in the West is this one: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/xi-mingze-who-is-chinese-president-xi-jinpings-daughter/F6DLLCUVJTZEZ7CDSYFM6QVFFI/

      And there’s this adorable one of her as a child riding a bike with dad:

      • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        The story noted that she had attended a discussion about the “political tumult convulsing China’s ruling Communist Party”, where the “demure female undergraduate with a direct stake in the outcome” sat “listening intently from the top row of the lecture hall”.

        Lol

      • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        LOOK AT HER RIDING A MAOIST BIKE WITH HER DAD!!!

        She’s still cute though.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      XI DO NOT READ THIS

      Xi’s daughter, hello…

      • quarrk [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Ni howdy deng-cowboy

      • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Xi: “Excuse me sir, what are your intentions with my daughter?”

        • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          She’s never go for a deadbeat dirtbag like me, keep dreaming!

          • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            I dunno, in my experience women from very successful families love scruffy loser dudes.

            • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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              Romcom K-Drama “My Father In Law is President?!”

    • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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      I want Xi Jinping to be my father in law now

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’d rather see him have a glass of wine with dinner than smoke cigs, so it’s good, my man still saying no to the dames tho

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        Lol he has a wife

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          I hope he’s got room for a 2nd wife.

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          she’s got good taste, is her husband single?

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          Poor guy is no longer a bachelor, rip

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            Eh his wife seems pretty cool.

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      Ah, so he’s gay?

      (I only say this because one of my good friends is a world traveling sommelier and also one of the gayest men alive.)

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        He has a wife, and a daughter, though that doesn’t mean he isn’t gay, but he is def not volcel.

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          lol yeah I know I was just thinking of fine wine thing and remembered my friend and then thought of the two of them hanging out and it was very funny in my head, I think they would probably get along great.

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      She’s super cute

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    Since Modi is the Volcel Prime Minister we’re going to need all the celibacy we can get from our heroes, even if it took place almost 60 years ago.

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    :xi-wolverine-in-bed-touching-frame-of-mao:

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