THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DECLARED A HORNY EXCLUSION ZONE. DO NOT LUST AFTER THE PEOPLE’S PRESIDENT OR HIS PROGENY

Ade you telling me not to lust after men during pride
“while you were out partying, i studied the blade” - xi jinping, unironically
the one person in china that took the correct lesson from the cultural revolution
but also took the benefits
may they do so well in finding his successor

Xi isn’t a teetotaler though. Dude apparently loves fine wines.\
Edit: also not Volcel, he has a wife and a daughter, who’s kinda cute (she’s 33 fyi, before anyone calls me a creep)
Edit: apparently this ISN’T Xi’s daughter.
That is apparently not his daughter. It’s a completely different woman named Fi Catherine Chen that got misattributed as Xi’s daughter due to a Laura Loomer tweet. The only public photo of her as an adult circulating in the West is this one: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/xi-mingze-who-is-chinese-president-xi-jinpings-daughter/F6DLLCUVJTZEZ7CDSYFM6QVFFI/
And there’s this adorable one of her as a child riding a bike with dad:

The story noted that she had attended a discussion about the “political tumult convulsing China’s ruling Communist Party”, where the “demure female undergraduate with a direct stake in the outcome” sat “listening intently from the top row of the lecture hall”.
Lol
LOOK AT HER RIDING A MAOIST BIKE WITH HER DAD!!!
She’s still cute though.
XI DO NOT READ THIS
Xi’s daughter, hello…
Ni howdy

Xi: “Excuse me sir, what are your intentions with my daughter?”
She’s never go for a deadbeat dirtbag like me, keep dreaming!
I dunno, in my experience women from very successful families love scruffy loser dudes.
Romcom K-Drama “My Father In Law is President?!”
I want Xi Jinping to be my father in law now
I’d rather see him have a glass of wine with dinner than smoke cigs, so it’s good, my man still saying no to the dames tho
Lol he has a wife
I hope he’s got room for a 2nd wife.
she’s got good taste, is her husband single?
Poor guy is no longer a bachelor, rip
Eh his wife seems pretty cool.
Ah, so he’s gay?
(I only say this because one of my good friends is a world traveling sommelier and also one of the gayest men alive.)
He has a wife, and a daughter, though that doesn’t mean he isn’t gay, but he is def not volcel.
lol yeah I know I was just thinking of fine wine thing and remembered my friend and then thought of the two of them hanging out and it was very funny in my head, I think they would probably get along great.
She’s super cute
Since Modi is the Volcel Prime Minister we’re going to need all the celibacy we can get from our heroes, even if it took place almost 60 years ago.
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