Oh god oh fuck
is fapping to Jordan Jensen gay?
If you’re a woman
oh, fun! any fellas wanna pretend to smooch eachother in the comments? mwa mwa mwwa
don’t pretend
As an enby I have no fucking idea how to be gay. By liking men and women??? But then liking enbies just can’t be straight, can it? What a conundrum. Good thing I’m aroace so I can just opt out
No matter who you pick, any relationship you’re in would be at least a little bit gay. Alternatively, you can test hypothetical relationships for gayness using this model.
Being aroace makes it a lot easier - if you’re never in a relationship, you are therefore never in a straight relationship, and therefore you are always gay. QED and all that.
Being gay is liking the same gender that you are, so liking other enbies would be gay in your case, I suppose.
I was trying to be funny but that’d probably be technically correct, yes
what do you mean “june”, it’s just june
Sadly, emphasis and quotation use a similar tone in speech so people misuse quotation marks a lot, especially if bold/italics isn’t available
I often think of myself as a lesbian. hits blunt
I am whatever the fuck this is: “logistically difficult”
Reject modernity embrace tradition: It ain’t pride unless its a riot to remind the straights what liberty looks like
I (privately) consider myself to be bi, even though I’m functionally straight, because i leave room for the possibility.
But, what happens when you get reported? 😬
You will be judged by a jury of your queers
You get sent to the Owl House realm and experience what joy it is to live in a queer friendly area
That sounds great! I really like queer spaces, even if i don’t really fit in.
Honey if it don’t fit, then you must use spit.
I’m functionally ace, but I have gay thoughts today, so I guess it’s my safe day. Sounds like the other days I just don’t have to follow the rule
I consider myself to be bi even though I’m functionally gay, so I feel kinship with you. You’re in the clear!
You two average out each other’s bi-ness
In German it’s „Juni“ (pronounced you-nii) as in „you need to not be straight“
I’m safe!
all terfs must be sacrificed to appease sappho
Glory to the roommate!
Pretends to talk and walk like a gay, gets caught anyways and it’s forced gay loool.
Damn, discriminating against people with depression.
I feel like this post is pressuring me into concluding my depression is actually dysphoria so I can continue interacting with the lovely people here. I mean, that’s one way to get a nerdy girlfailure in my life…
one cure for male loneliness is to turn it into female loneliness 🤔
Technically correct I suppose.
Does that help?
It did for me :3
