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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 天前

Anon wants u 2 h8 him

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Anon wants u 2 h8 him

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 17 天前
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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    17 天前

    Pretty sure Chinese people generally have these, too. So that’s already 17% of the world’s population covered.

    Anon thinks it’s still 1950?

    Edit:

    So because I’m bored, here’s some numbers:

    People with access to “safely managed sanitation” (not shared with other people, though most statistics I’ve seen lump in pit latrines with toilets as we know it): 58% of world population https://data.unicef.org/topic/water-and-sanitation/sanitation/

    Uncircumcised men: 62% of world population https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision

    meat consumption: Most of the world has a meat consumption comparable to rich western nations now, except for much of Africa, MENA region, India, South-East Asia and a couple of poorer countries in South- and Middle America. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/meat-consumption-by-country (and countries that don’t eat as much meat have a lot of overlap with countries that widely practice circumcision and have lacking accesss to sanitation).

    vegetarianism, veganism: apparently about 8% of the world population wouldn’t eat any meat even if they had access to it, most of them in India https://www.torrinomedica.it/english/vegetarians/how-many-vegans-and-vegetarians-in-the-world/

    A question mark is how many people would “seethe” at anon eating specifically fried bacon, specifically for breakfast - even in Europe, some people are too poor to eat meat for more than one meal per day, or even one meal every day, and some people who aren’t already vegetarian or vegan would disapprove because of health reasons. The latter category seems extremely hard to quantify.

    In short: People who would go “what, like it’s hard?” at anon’s list include most people in South America and Mexico, the non-muslim population of Europe (94% of Europe’s total population) which is 8.4% of the world population, China, Japan. That’s about 30% of the world where it’s much more likely than not that someone can shower, use a toilet, eat pork most days and, if male, is uncircumcised.

    • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」@piefed.ca
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      Ayyy, That’s my birth country!

      I was so shocked when I heard of the idea of circumcision

      wtf religion?

      • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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        17 天前

        Real reason why yanks are so angry all the time.

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        It’s not even just religion, the US is crazy about it, too. There is some religious influence there, too (in the “no one should feel sexual pleasure” sense), but it’s mostly cultural. Also, the UN is promoting it in subsaharan Africa as an anti-HIV measure which at least has more merit than most other reasons, though sounds still kinda sketchy IMO.

    • lumpyluggage@lemmy.world
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      17 天前

      Why did you spend so much time on this random idiot?

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        17 天前

        because I’m bored

    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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      I think the bacon part wasn’t about it being meat, or at least not only that. I think it was more likely to do with it being pork, which is not kosher or halal.

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    I like the possibility that he would get circumcized overnight, maybe by some fucked up fairy.

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      i knew a guy who got adult circumcised. dude was super insecure and weird, and desperate for other people to think he was ‘cool’.

      it was not cool to listen to 35 year old guy talk about his dick being cut.

  • Tonava@sopuli.xyz
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    Should have shat in the shower instead, would have saved time and made even more people angry

    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17 天前

      The good ol waffle stomp.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    And we don’t even know if they’re a cis white male yet

    • lolo@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t we, though?

      • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s an anonymous space where you are de-facto not allowed to admit not being a cis white male, so definitely not

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        17 天前

        Looks green to me

    • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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      We already know they’re male, due to uncircumcised part. Cis and white are still unclear, but it’s 4chan so high likelihood of those as well.

      • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Don’t make me post a Wikipedia article for female circumcision

        • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org
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          Please don’t. That stuff is beyond horrible.

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        That’s true, it is 4chan after all

  • lauha@lemmy.world
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    flush toilet five times to get the shit stain off

    Become thirsty and run the sink for 20 minutes because the water is not cold enough

  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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    I don’t get people who think their genitals have magical powers depending on their physical state or lack of use.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The Mets suck, the Yankees suck, Knicks suck.

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    Indian rage intensifies

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