Even in pre-history, men were somehow convinced that what women really wanted was: bigger dicks. Bigger dicks than human men could possibly offer.
It’s such a weird preoccupation, and it seems like it’s got to be deeper than just a cultural thing.
Ah, I guess the donkey dragon romance makes sense
" … and in the morning, I’m making waffles!"
god, same
Horse emissions that different than donkeys? Couldn’t just pick a single animal here for reference?
Not if you’re a true connoisseur of equine reproduction apparatus like our boy Zeke here.
And also, what women thinks, “the best part of sex for me is the mess at the end! The more I have to clean up after, the better, especially in this time of no running water!”
Bu-katholics?
A girl can’t have hobbies
Relatable
Listen, not every author is good with hiding their kinks.
Quentin Tarantino making characters that say the N word over and over or are involved in erotic foot fetish scenarios and then casting himself to play those characters.
Tarintino shows the US as it is/was. N-word is a part of that history
every time someone whips out a proverb, I just reply with this one.
It’s funny seeing them looking it up
Especially good when you explain that Oholibah is Jerusalem and it’s a metaphor for how the Israelites whored themselves out against G-d and continually disregard the Lord’s commands. Ezekial is saying, in the most baller ass way, “Israel, y’all a bunch of ho bags, and the Lord has/will let y’all get decimated by the Babylonians and Chaldeans. So, stop being bad” It’s a really interesting prophetical book to read.
In this metaphor, what does the donkey dick and horse cum represent?
yeah but it’s parable. so like… ?
hey, it’s me, donkey




