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Hello, Commander. In light of the recent extraterrestrial incursion, this Council of Nations has convened to approve the activation of the XCOM Project. You have been chosen to lead this initiative. To oversee our first—and last—line of defense. Your efforts will have considerable influence on this planet’s future. We urge you to keep that in mind as you proceed. Good luck, Commander.

Turning x into a crypto exchange for money laundering is a great idea

Imagine the market manipulation being the broker, custodian and the clearing house.

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I tried to use that app, but I kept getting wildly unlucky and losing investiments that should have had over a 90% success chance, which made my stock broker panic and shoot my accountant, forcing me to restart the whole fiscal quarter.