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minus-squareNutWrench@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoWiFi IS real. “Auras”, “Vibes” and “Crystal Energy” is magical nonsense.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoThat’s just what big WiFi wants you to think so they can sell you more WiFi Open your eyes sheeple! And also remember to buy my $499 online course on how to make the vibrations of your aura more positive or something
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoCan you teach me to vibrate into alternate universes like The Flash? 'Cause I don’t like this one that much.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAbsolutely! But that’s not covered until the Level 2 course, which is an in-person retreat.
minus-squarePatrikvo@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWhat if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?
minus-squareBilb!@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThe only real magic is friendship.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoAnd magnets. That shit interacts unlike any other object we normally encounter.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoPurple sparkle and the color gang approves this message.
WiFi IS real. “Auras”, “Vibes” and “Crystal Energy” is magical nonsense.
That’s just what big WiFi wants you to think so they can sell you more WiFi
Open your eyes sheeple! And also remember to buy my $499 online course on how to make the vibrations of your aura more positive or something
Can you teach me to vibrate into alternate universes like The Flash? 'Cause I don’t like this one that much.
Absolutely! But that’s not covered until the Level 2 course, which is an in-person retreat.
What if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?
The only real magic is friendship.
And magnets.
That shit interacts unlike any other object we normally encounter.
Purple sparkle and the color gang approves this message.