This artist knew EXACTLY what they were drawing. Bravo!
My Goatse-sense is tingling…
Fuck nestle
Kremit…! Not in public…
Nestle? That’s
Ew, this is disgusting!
Can you imagine buying a Nestle product? Gross!
Fuck nestle
That’s what it’s prepping for, yes.
Correct
You say nestle, I say goatse.
oh my god it took me until now to notice
Oh. Oh nooooooooooooo 😦
The highlighted ⑦ key?
5 and 7 were used for games. I used to run a gameboy emulator on mine to play pokemon games in class. Good times.
I have an HP iPAQ PDA that also has dome buttons and can emulate the Game Boy or NES, as well as play native games (Chuzzle, Bejeweled, Solitaire, Freecell, Kevtris, SimCity 2000). Mine just barely lacks the RAM to allocate a 4MB block for a WAD (supplying a smaller WAD doesn’t help) so I can’t play Chocolate DOOM. Maybe a repartitioning hack (allowing installation to SD) or one that deletes system programs (such as Calculator, Pocket Word or IE) could help? (The “storage” is a flexible RAMdisk, and running the battery down or just unplugging the charger when a key is pressed down erases everything in it, the system then reinstalls from ROM and all but the SD contents is lost. At least with a third-party registry editor, I can restore settings in minutes. So yeah, freeing some of the 16MB storage could yield enough RAM.)
Anyways, as LGR says about his (pretty much the same as mine but with built-in Wi-Fi that doesn’t need an SDIO card), the buttons just suck. But it’s mostly due to poor layout (thumbs too close, OK key protruding from the D-pad) and lack of rollover (only pressing the leftmost and rightmost keys has an action: on battery power, it clears RAM and disables all functionality until the charger is connected: does it short the battery??), I suppose the N-Gage solved both issues and dome buttons aren’t inherently bad.
Yeah, the ergonomics weren’t an issue for me with the n-gage, apart from the slightly awkard speaker position, but that was easy to work around. I also remember being pleasantly surprised by the battery life.
You could download great apps and games on the high seas (not saying I did).
It was a great phone for the time. I still have mine in a drawer somewhere, I have to dig it out to see if it still works.
It kinda looks like goatse.
If you’re not sure what that is, you have to decide if you want that cursed knowledge.
Oh! I thought the ⑤ and ⑦ keys were so that the user puts their index and middle fingers there to recreate the gesture in OP’s image but now I see the key rows themselves resembling the fingers.
I’m pretty sure the designer knew what they were doing.
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Fuck Drake tho fr
Does goatse still exist online?? I have a friend that is “out of the loop” as it were, and I searched and searched but I couldn’t find the OG image online anywhere!
I’m going to regret asking this, I’m sure.
This is not a direct link, but a wiki with a list of mirrors, several of which are offline.
Thanks I think
I think you could buy pixels of goatse as NFTs for a while.
Enjoy all 12 pixels
The hornyposts continue until morale improves
If anything tears then you’re doing something wrong
My midwife was telling me she went camping inside the goatse guys asshole once and there was plenty of room for her tent and plenty of gas for having a fire. She said the hikes weren’t great though, too mucky and stinky. She said next time she’ll bring boots but I think he died so there’s no more goatse camping excursions.
I went hiking up The Giver but half the expedition died and we had to leave their bodies
