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Castor_Troy [comrade/them,he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Kissenger?

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Kissenger?

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Castor_Troy [comrade/them,he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Pucker up!

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      dead-motherfucker

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Dude was considered a sex symbol in his prime elmofire

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    I heard there’s a number of rules you have to agree to before you can order one.

    For more info, bing Kissinger rule 34.

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      Asking Jeeves now

      Edit: oh no

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I think we would be a more positive community if we got rid of upvotes and everyone bought a kissing robot.

    • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Bring back the fraternal kiss

      they-were-comrades

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    die-motherfucker Muwhahaha! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! That which is dead can NEVER die!

  • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    and the nobel peace prize goes to the sex toy

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    If you really loved me you’d kiss the phone fleshlight for me.

  • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    PSA: Do not put your penis into the kissenger.

    • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      That sounds like a challenge…

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    one step closer to

  • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Telelipdonics kelly

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    The kissussy

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    later it will incorporate napalm

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    don’t forget to wash the _ out before you use it :)

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Why did they have to make it look scary though. I don’t wanna kiss disembodied lips ffs

    (Sorry to all ghosts)

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      Because it’ll be a modular part to attach to a custom mask of the person you’re intending to use it with.

      • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        THAT’S EVEN SCARIER

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          Well it wouldn’t be just a disembodied mask, that would be weird. It’ll be on a sexbot.

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            That’s not much better scared

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    dafoe-horror

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