wife: X is Y

me: …

also me: whips out phone

wife: Why don’t you just believe me? Why do you always need to look it up. Why don’t you trust me.

me: I only look up stuff that doesn’t seem right. Would you rather I tell you why it doesn’t seem right to me, or have me look it up and leave you be right or wrong? Either way, I must know, and those worms are not going back in that can