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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

The cops pay Anon a visit

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The cops pay Anon a visit

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world
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    And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!

    https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550

    Print out out, give it to a friend, don’t mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on…)

    • msage@programming.dev
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      22 hours ago

      And if you use BitLocker, don’t!

    • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      13 hours ago

      Don’t print it. Your previous prints are easily retrievable

    • JPAKx4@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      15 hours ago

      I think I’ve heard if you have a Microsoft account it automatically gets backed up

    • turdas@suppo.fi
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      24 hours ago

      Even better is to memorize it.

      • rtxn@lemmy.world
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        23 hours ago

        Hide it in a poem in a leather bound book at the end of a trap-filled dungeon.

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          10 hours ago

          Hide it in a book in a buried chest on a minecraft world 5000 blocks from spawn.

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          18 hours ago

          I’ll hide it at the end of my mix tape.

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          21 hours ago

          Ill be honest, this is clearly the best idea out there for passwords safety

        • Pilon23@feddit.dk
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          21 hours ago

          Now when you say a trap-filled dungeon. What exactly do you mean?

          • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
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            nothing incriminating, your honour, just some harmless pranks such as water buckets above the doors.

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