I can, buuuut…

WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD, WHY ?

WHAT?

No. I can’t. I am physically unable to.

Yes.

VOLUME ──────────○ 100 %
VOLUME ─────○───── 50 %
VOLUME ○────────── 0 %

I’ll put it on earbuds, sorry for subjecting you to my horrible taste.

I could but I’m gonna turn it up instead