Taking this opportunity to again remind people that the urinary tract is not directly connected to the digestive tract, so this is not an example of a person being a tube. Now, if you have a snack while taking a poo, that would be an example of being a tube, if more hygienically questionable.
if i drink water and it comes out as pee, how am I not just a tube?
You’re two tubes with a wet sponge between them.
oh, very well then
Isn’t that the guy who made Cookie Clicker?
It do be that guy

Every time I think i can’t be surprised by spicy Sonic fan art… I mean, I know this is tame in comparison but fuck that made me snort
Seriously, it’s wild. It’s like, what’s under that towel, Sonic!? You know what I mean? Just sick.
Just u wait, one day tails is gonna eat all the towerls and then you’ll see, you’ll all see
I often do that before taking a piss though. Thought process: 🔔need to pee! => Drink water! => go pee.
I guess it’s a professional thing; I need to talk & move around a lot on the job and it really dries you out. There never seems to be enough time to hydrate properly.
Also single btw.
More like a diafiltration unit
Technically at that moment you could be used as a straw







