What with all these people putting the most bizarre substances in their ass?
They want to experiment with their ass, but they can’t buy a dildo or plug because “that’d be gay” so they fetch any roughly cylindrical object around.
If someone is searching for that paper, here you go
Edit: The reference list sounds like the who-is-who of shitposts.

How does injecting resin down there produce sexual pleasure?
I’m just guessing, but I’m betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it’d work loose like superglue does.
Edit: this paper is pure gold, highly recommend looking it up. The photos of the removed epoxy are eyewatering, yet oddly enchanting…
A 27-year-old unemployed young man presented with lower abdominal discomfort following injection of a liquid adhesive per rectum 5 hours previously. He injected the viscous liquids into his rectum via a dual-chambered glue gun, resulting in an instantaneous exothermic reaction that caused the mixture to solidify and become fixed internally. He had no previous history of bowel disorder or psychiatric disturbance. The patient admitted he had done this for anal erotic enjoyment
at least he didn’t say he “fell on it” and it was totally an accident
Missed opportunity to claim you wrre doing some naked woodworking
Look, I’m not saying I admit anything, but speaking purely hypothetically, if I were to do some naked woodworking, I’d be extra careful about it.
I’m actually disappointed he didn’t have some goofy explanation.
Yes.
- people are stupid and this is all just hypothetical
- <you should read this one in Badge 502’s voice>NO!
with those disclaimers… I suspect they were trying to make a mold of their poopchute and didn’t think it all the way through. I’m not sure if that was then going to be directly used, or if it was going to be used as a negative for something else… but that’s my guess.







