This one is so dumb that it might be my new favorite.

I’m guessing “community notes” just mean “tweets?”

I guess I’m glad they’re announcing it. I honestly can’t believe people still use Twitter.

No no, the Heritage Foundation has been working hard to ensure the issue is gone. They have been filing lawsuits and forcing through legislation to ensure companies can’t be held liable for fraud and corruption.

Thanks (in part) to them, we never have to worry about another company being caught doing shitty things and getting dismantled.

Same, my group is addicted to 5e. The closest I got was a spelljammer campaign.

Is Elmer aiming at your butthole? Because if so, it’s also my favorite tattoo.

Sorry, I was being playful - not trying to be mean-spirited.

Myspace was fun to customize. Mostly just for the person doing the customizing. Everyone looking at your page was just annoyed as My Chemical Romance auto played and it started raining rainbow kittens in your browser.

Y’all are too young to remember Myspace and it shows.

Seems like a lazy workaround so companies can say they totally solved the problem.

They still sell them like that! My kids love them.

I stayed job hunting a lot longer, working my part time job to pay rent and taking minimum classes to keep the student loans at bay.

Everyone with a higher demand degree can choose to work ethically. Well, maybe not ethically, but at least not evilly.

I saw it with my son. Honestly it felt like a G rated Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.

In that it was a shitty movie that was aiming for “so bad it’s good” and it was one of the rare instances where they succeeded.

We’ve had books since ancient Greece and people are still writing new stories.

Plot points, mechanics, and character tropes will get recycled and mixed around, but there’s always going to be something “new.”

You’re annoyingly right.

I’ve been careful to stick true to my bitching though. I’ve cut all but one streaming service and supplemented with piracy.

I’ve had a switch since the pandemic and my kids love it, but if I have to move systems to keep getting new games, we’ll be alright.

Oh shit I had to make sure I didn’t write this. Right down to the Wednesday night D&D.

Right on man. Parenthood is both awesome and draining. I definitely concede that if someone doesn’t really want this, they’re going to be miserable.

Prey doesn’t mean defenseless. Lots of prey animals have gnarly defenses.

Or maybe the prey animals were the first to develope tools and a war was raged in prehistory before they started domesticating each other. Realizing they could accomplish more working together than apart.

Dude he’s gonna be pissed when he finds out

Hold on, if you can’t cut it and you can’t fold it, how do you eat it?

Thanks for the link!

TLDR: the first flight in 1903 relied too much on wind and the 3rd flight in 1904 used a catapult to launch. Never mind that the 3rd flight stayed airborne for 40 minutes, the Brazilian dudes 700ft flight two years later should be counted as the first because Brazil is the greatest.

I was hoping to read dodge defend it and talk about how customers who just spend 75k really want to be sold extra shit they don’t need.

On the bright side, I’m sure you occasionally get people insinuating you have a massive hog, right?