okay i just bought 500 pounds of tomatoes. u might be thinking “why would you do that” well it’s not about that, it’s about the fact that i now control 500 pounds of tomatoes. every single one is MY tomato, and if you come near me i will THROW IT at you. watch out. i got a solid grip on this situation. the tomatoes are my army. YOU are the target.
do you think your “tomato” can stop ME? YOU’RE the tomato now.
prompt: “dril style shitpost”
yeag i’m thinking we’re safe