I want to tell everyone about my love for atlassian products and jira align and confluence ooohh ohhohooh i love them so much im an enthusiast i love making burndown charts ohohoohoh im so FUCKING ALIGNED RIGHT NOW oooh give me my quarterly sprint reports i neeeeeeeed to know how many tickets im carrying over 
WOW omg CONFLUENCE you really wis my wig IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
ohoohohohoohohoo sprint ceremony to the grave baaabbyyyyeeeeeeeee OHOOHOHOHOHOHO
Bring back kanban boards made out of post it notes and a wall with tape on it.
Posits under my monitor and a notebook was the way of life. We have strayed so far from god