I want to tell everyone about my love for atlassian products and jira align and confluence ooohh ohhohooh i love them so much im an enthusiast i love making burndown charts ohohoohoh im so FUCKING ALIGNED RIGHT NOW oooh give me my quarterly sprint reports i neeeeeeeed to know how many tickets im carrying over hyperflush WOW omg CONFLUENCE you really wis my wig IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN

ohoohohohoohohoo sprint ceremony to the grave baaabbyyyyeeeeeeeee OHOOHOHOHOHOHO

  • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
    15·
    5 months ago

    Make sure your tickets are critical path this estimate is too long I cant present that to 17 layers of heirarchy can you get it done in a week we need to meet our goals for end of year performance review wowowow work 25 hour days every day forever to deliver nothing of value to nobody and it doesnt even make the business any money wowowowowo wowweeee i love my job im so engaged in this meeting wowowow my office attendance is so high